This was all just a trap to get all you Sony fanboys into one place, so then we can exterminate you.
NOW DIE!!!!!
*moneyhats everybody*
Microsoft has arrived!!!!
Oh noes!
Don't worry, we will fight them, for Helgan belongs to the Helgast.
Nope, I moneyhatted the planet Helghan, so now the Helghast belong to ME!!!!!!
You evil son-of-a
We still have the chimera! You can't moneyhat them cos they don't care about money.
They care about world domination!
I'll moneyhat them into caring about money!!!!
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
You asked for it.
You know who doesn't care about money, because they have plenty of it?
I'll just moneyhat Kratos. And if he fails, then I'll moneyhat Budha to kill him.
You really don't seem to understand do you? Money wins everything.
Your money doesn't appeal to everyone:
See, he changed sides despite your moneyhatting!
You fool, I'm not Bill Gates or Microsoft. I'm Nintendo, which is only another box, stacked upon and on other boxes, which all leads to the Illuminati. I wanted Obama to make people put away BOTH PS3's and 360's so that they have a Wii in their home, and then we can proceed to integrate everyone into a combined consciousness, eliminating individuality and creating the ultimate democracy.