My favorite is the Wii. I wish I did not have to waste a shitload of money with AAs just to use the damn wireless controller.
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."