patapon on 24 September 2009
What if Microsoft bought Disney and they fused together into one uber conglomerate? What if said super company crated a plethora of toys and action figures based off Xbox games? Stuff like a Fable plushy dog and a halo GI JOE. What if said toys came to life and started killing everything? What if at the end of the giant toy/human battle, we found out that Rosie o'donnell was behind it all. And that she needed all the little toy minions to bake a giant cake so that she could be a lie.
What if Bill Gates didn't name Microsoft after his penis?
Oh wait, all those are false. So let us speak of them no more.
