| The Ghost of RubangB said: It's like playing a really really good 2-player co-op match of DDR, except you wiggle around a whole bunch at the end of the level. So I guess it's more like the rhythm boxing in Wii Fit. You keep doing the same pattern and it gets a little harder and harder, and then at the end you do as many thrusts as you can really fast to get a high score. It's a bunch of well-timed mutual thrusts to a very slowly accelerating rhythm until you get really sweaty and smelly and have a few awkward full-body convulsions and then you just lay there all slimy and juicy and counting your bruises, and you need to take a shower and drink some water. It feels really good physically though, but then the shame and the guilt kick in within seconds after paying |
OMG, this post is epic! I was almost crying because I was laughing so hard! My roommate was giving me weird looks, lol.
OT: I wouldn't know, I'm Christian and as such, I'll probably end up waiting till marriage.
