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One time in Che misty class we were going after the periodic table... and keep in mind this was like 1st or 2nd period.

So this transpires.

"The number of protons in an element is just the number of the element. So if you know the atomic number you know the number of protons."

"How do you know the number of protons?"

"It's the number on the peirodic table."

"Yeah, yeah i know that... but what do i do with the number to get the number of protons".

"You don't do anything... it's the num...."

"Yeah but what do I do with the number!"

"hernamehere.... what you do is...."

"I mean i'm not stupid i just want to do with the number."


Me "YOU DON'T DO ANYTHING WITH THE FREAKING NUMBER! Hydrogen is 1... so it has 1 Proton! HEILIUM IS 2 IT HAS 2 PROTONS! IT'S JUST THE NUMBER."


While i was horribly rude. In my defense... I had Spanish with the girl the year before... she would ask non stop questions in that too.

We were supposed to get through 25 chapters of Spanish. We got through 4.

I wasn't going to let her fuck up my chemistry education too.