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We registered our birthdays at Toy R' Us, and that F'n giraffe calls my house relentlessly, until somebody answers the phone. He leaves messages, too: "Haaaaaapy birthday, special shopper! It's me, Geoffrey the Giraffe......".

I say we get HIS number, and call him when HE'S trying to mastur........trying to sleep!