DRUNK PEOPLE

[NinjaguyDan]

I usually get drunk and race MKWii online on friday nights. I start out with the VGC American GP then switch over to my other save file. I only stop to unload/reload (GUINNESS!) and keep going until I'm ready to pass out.
Tonight, Nintendo's servers are down so you folks are stuck with me.

How well do I race drunk (and other)?
Look at my wall.