Gather round everyone, gather round! What are you all waiting for? Gather the heck around! Good. That's better. Okay everyone, I have a story. It's a good story. It's a story about last night's steak-out. Well, it wasn't really a steak-out because I ordered an Arby's 5 for 5 special. It was more like a burger out or roast beef out or a roast beef burger out or... whatever. Anyway, I was following Gnizmo when the unthinkable happened... I took the last bite of my sandwich. While I was getting out another sandwich, I also happened to see Gnizmo brutally murdering dtewi. There he was going "stabbity doom stabbity doom" and there was blood everywhere, guts flying left, right, and even sideways. It was sickening. All I could do was keep munching my 2nd roast... beef... burger... thing. So I went "nom nom nom" and he pulled out a gun and went "bang bang bang." Then something even worse happened, I realized I was out of Arby's sauce so I wandered away for a little bit. Couldn't have been more than an hour but they were totally gone! I couldn't believe how fast they'd moved. It's like they were Batman or ninjas or Batman ninjas going bumpity vanish in the night.
So anyway, that Gnizmo guy is bad news. He's a murderer and not the funny Itchy & Scratchy kind.
Vote: Gnizmo
