LOL!
While working at speedway.
Lady comes to the counter with a 20oz coke bottle. I scan it.
"NO! Don't scan it!"
"Um.. I'm sorry... why not"
"I don't want you to poison the drink"
"Ma'am I assure you it won't contaminate the drink"
"No don't scan it..."
"Sorry I'll cancel this and push in the UPC"
"Thank you"
"No problem"
...notice I already scanned it...
Same lady... weeks/months later
"Do you know what this is?"
Hands me a silver package and I read the label
"Oh yeah! These are pretty cool. There is something inside that you break and it mixes with something else which cause the pouch to swell up and burst"
"No... It's chemical warfare from Iraq!"
"Um.. excuse me..."
"The terrorist tried to poison me with anthrax. Anthrax is in them and the Iraqis threw them at me"
"Ma'am this is not dangerous or poisonous in anyway... it's a toy"
"Would you call the cops for me I want to report the terrorists"
"Um... no..."
Same lady weeks/months later
Walks up to the counter
"Did you feel that"
"I'm sorry... feel what"
"Your light's"
"Excuse me... I don't feel anything"
"They are zapping my brain"
"Riiiiiight"
Different lady
"Can I get one of those scratch off"
"Sure here you go"
"I don't want this one"
"Which one do you want"
"That one"
points to the same lottery ticket just the next one in the roll
"It's the same ticket and they are numbered for inventory. I can't just go out of order or else they will think people are stealing. You can buy both if you'd like"
"You bent this one. They wont accept it if its bent"
"Who? I assure you if you bring it back to us if its a winner we will cash it. Even if it doesn't scan we can manually type in the numbers"
"No. I want the next one"
"Sorry can't do that.."
She walks away. very next day comes in
"Can I have that lottery ticket"
points to the very same one she refused the day before.
"Certainly"
She buys and leaves
