Kid Rock's new Ablum

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stof said:
Wait, is violent J and shaggy two dope the clowns or the twins?

If it's the twins, I defy you to listen to The Whisper song and not laugh your ass off at their sad misplaced machismo. Here's the chorus.

"Wait till you see my dick, bitch wait till you see my dick
I'm gonna beat that pussy up!"

If it's the clowns, You've got to love Homies. Nothing like listening to a bunch of face painted morons singing a song about beating their boss to death and setting it to sugary sweet pop music. It's actually catchy until you realize how insipid and silly the lyrics are.

 There's nothing funnier than over-gangstered, completely forgettable hip-hop. 50 cent's "Amusement Park" if hysterical; it's kind of like looking at a dirty minded 12 year olds attempt at writing a song after first having the concept of metaphors to them... 

Good evening ladies, I'll tell you from the start
I'm hoping you enjoy my amusement park
Theres lots of activities, fun things to do
And I'll find my pleasure in pleasing you
Some rides go fast, some rides go slow
You fear heights when I'm high hell yeah I'll go low
It taste so sweet, that sticky cotton candy

Can you read that, and, knowing he wrote it, in all seriousness, trying to come off as edgy and gangsta, not laugh?