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Hear my tale I'm Norman Normal
Always humble mild and meek
In my bank a lowly banker
Run down branch on Nowhere street

Till one day a stranger called
a fetid bible black he laughed
Said "Sonny, I don't want your money
I don't need an overdraft"

"Boy you have a great potential
don't you let it go to waste!
My offer ends, so it's essential
that you hurry up, make haste

For a life of milk and honey
sign along the dotted line
30 years of girls and money!
At the end.. your soul is mine!"

Best reason I can come up with how some people achieve fame, fortune, etc. Deals with the devil. Bastard never has come to me yet though.



See Ya George.

"He did not die - He passed Away"

At least following a comedians own jokes makes his death easier.