Oh, there is one more thing I'm refuting: the cost. You claim remaking for the Wii will be more than a few million dollars, and that I'm delusional for thinking it will be just that. Well DEVELOPERS HAVE SAID WII GAMES COST JUST THAT MUCH.
So you are the delusional one, since you are basing your claims based on the opposite of the facts. The Wii does have lesser graphics, which I have not denied, but that also means the cost will be far less. This doesn't magically change just because an HD game is downgraded to SD. In fact, it should be reinforced.
Even if this port never happens, it will not be because of cost, since the rules of game design make it clear the cost of a port cannot be as high as you claim.
A flashy-first game is awesome when it comes out. A great-first game is awesome forever.
Plus, just for the hell of it: Kelly Brook at the 2008 BAFTAs