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The nexy Playstation will

1 Invert Moores Law
2 Be so big it will take up a small bedroom
3 Have its own satellite
4 Deliver electric shocks through the game pad (DualShock X)
5 Cost so much only rich governemnts will be able to afford it

Oh and all the launch games will still suck.