The Ghost of RubangB on 12 September 2009
Once at a Classic Gaming Expo swap meet a guy was offering a Commodore 64 with 2 controllers and a game for $5. While I was reaching into my wallet to grab a $5, some guy appeared out of nowhere went "THANKS I'LL TAKE IT!" and grabbed everything and ran off, like shooting $5 out of his hand onto the table as he escaped. I was about to buy a shitload of games for it for $1 each too, and have an instant collection.
But Zexen's gonna kill you.
