1. Yeah, there's really no benefit to being the president in my book, so I would probably just stay the way I am. If the question were "being jessica alba's husband" then i'd have to think about it.
2. greatest genious on earth, who cares what the world thinks?
3. I'd take the hot chick. Sorry but realistically how often does sex happen anyways? Out of the 24 hours of your day, how many hours of it is devoted to sex? Probably not as much as you'd think (or as much as you'd like). Okfine so the love making might not be the greatest but what about the other 90% of your life?
4. No, I would not want to be Fred Durst. I'll work with being an obscure poet.
5. I'd walk away. If I had a coinflip's chance in dying, its not worth it.
6. I don't have many enemies. And if I did, its not like they are evil dictators or masterminds who have doomsday devices or anything. My enemies are like "man, that guy is a douche" and they really aren't worth dying over.
7. Vietnam Vet. Especially on a long road trip, I would feel safer with an angry armed vet at my side If I get into a situation where get mugged or something.
8. I would have like 5 years ago, but now as a pet owner, I'd probably say no. That's just messed up.
9. No, plenty of fish in the sea, bro.
10. yes. I'd tempt every single douchebag out there in the world. I'd rather take this deal than the stupid kitten one.
