This should save you from a few of STDs while satisfying your imagination.

[dtewi]

MontanaHatchet said:

dtewi said:

MontanaHatchet said:
Did they just take a shot at Helena Bonham Carter and her insane hotness?

This gives me rage of the Brooklyn variety!!!

Woot! Another abridged fan!

OT: Only a few were funny. Honestly, Seth Macfarlene has the comedic sense of a dead puppy. And is as funny as a dead puppy. Meaning he is very unfunny.

Some of those were completely predictable. Necrophiliac? Doy. Toothpaste? Well I knew that was going to happen. The sheep thing tried to catch you off guard, but it sucked.

Honestly, Family Guy is the worst animated comedy show ever (not worst comedy, that's for Mencia). The jokes aren't funny, they're just awkward and annoying. Those things were basically the entire show, just gags that don't relate to one another.

I hope you didn't get that from South Park, the proprietor of unfunniness, bad taste, and toilet jokes. They're both great shows, but I feel like a lot of people heard stuff like that from South Park and believed it blindly. And if you really think Family Guy and Mind of Mencia are the two worst animated comedies and standard comedies on earth, you must have only been alive in the last 5 years.

No, I've always hated Family Guy. The earlier episodes were funny, but then their sense of humor changed and they began to rely heavily on cutaway gags. I don't give a shit about a chicken fighting Peter for eight minutes. I don't care about Hitler juggling fish on a unicycle. The best one in recent years I've seen was Road to Germany. Barely any cutaway gags and a good sense of humor. But to explain why I hate it so much, the episode where Stewie has all the members of Star Trek. Ugh, that wasn't comedy, that was just a day in someone's life. It was awkward too. They need to learn better jokes. I don't completely hate the manatee jokes, it's just their sense of humor. Oh, and I meant to clarify, the worst comedies on TV.

EDIT: Actually, the cutaways are annyoing when they're too much. I mean, over a dozen of them is normal for one show. It takes away from the main storyline, and half the cutaways are stupid.

Abridged is not just awesome, but super special awesome.