Maybe he will use this free time to grow some balls. It is OK to be an idiot, he is not alone (20-25% of the world's population according to South Park and the current VGchartz pool).
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."







