PS3 - "It only does EVERYTHING"

[Garamond]

Gilgamesh said:

Garamond said:
I just asked it to make me a sandwich and it just sat there on my desk and did nothing. This ad promotion is bogus and I'm going to file a lawsuit.

Did you say please?

It beat up Chuck Norris :O

I asked politely and even offered to start paying it minimum wage but the system just sits there. Unless this is a defective PS3 I think Sony has a lot of explaining to do.