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Akvod said:
Ajescent said:
Vgchartz mods on MS payroll confirmed?

The whole world is being payrolled >.< Everyone's actuall acting, Sony's losing this gen on purpose, and Nintendo's only winning so that Microsoft's victory would seem even bigger. But the console wars is only the beggining. With the huge news of Microsoft's victory in the gaming domain, a surge of pro-Americanism and hope would spread across the American continent. To end the drug war in Mexico, the US would demand that it be allowed to invade and rescue the people of South America, taking the entire American continent (after conquering South America merging with Canada and Brazil as the American Union).

Long story short, Microsoft will become self aware, and after Bill Gates becomes the dictator of the world, even he would be absorbed into the entity known as Microsoft. The entire world shall become one, due to the money hatting of M$.

But as a last ditch effort to save humanity. Bill Gates creates a special robot to go back in time and stop his former self from activating skyn...i mean, windows 8.