The "Give a Silly Answer, Ask a Silly Question" Thread

[allaboutthegames885]

This is just meant to be an admittedly rather lame excuse to be ridiculous.

 

Here are the rules:

1) Answer the previous poster's question in the silliest way possible without using the words "your mom"

2) After completing rule no. 1 (If it applies; in the case of the original post, it doesn't), ask the most ridiculous, out-of-the-blue question you can think of (and nothing's off limits here)

3) Rinse, and repeat.

I'll ask the first one to start things off: Why is the sky blue?