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Wow, I have not posted in forever, but this is so worth it. I can't limit myself to just one though.

1. Mario, his head shoved up Master Chief's a**, while Master Chief chokes on Kratos.
2. Link committing suicide after finding out Zelda is a lesbian.
3. Kratos getting his nutsack crushed by a titan and committing suicide because he can no longer have pointless sex scenes.



How do you breathe again?