Why You should buy Phat, NOT Slim

[Riot Of The Blood]

ZenfoldorVGI said:

Riot Of The Blood said:
That old PS3 is a worthless piece of junk!

The new one is just nasty. I gotta have it. It's new and it's cool! You gotta be crazy not to want the new one.

I said people interesting in prestige purchases, and not safety, would want it. You should also buy a PSPGo. It was MADE for you.

Protip: It's ok to buy old shit because it's good, but never buy new shit because it's new. New shit has issues that it works out with experience.

Getting a PSP Go! too. I'm addicted to buying new gadgets.

If an ass kicking new Wii or 360 came out, I'm getting those too! I don't care if I have to be late on my bills. I gotta have it!