Because in America...they only make you swear on the Holy Bible....there is no point in mentioning any other religion...I could believe in Holy Turtles nesting Eggs for the Afterlife on an Island with 100 Models waiting for me...still doesn't change the fact they make you swear on the Holy Bible. I still think it's lame.
As Pacino said in Devil's Advocate..."Let me give you a little inside information about God. God likes to watch. He's a prankster. Think about it. He gives man instincts. He gives you this extraordinary gift, and then what does He do, I swear for His own amusement, his own private, cosmic gag reel, He sets the rules in opposition. It's the goof of all time. Look but don't touch. Touch, but don't taste. Taste, don't swallow. Ahaha. And while you're jumpin' from one foot to the next, what is he doing? He's laughin' His sick, fuckin' ass off! He's a tight-ass! He's a SADIST! He's an absentee landlord! Worship that? NEVER! "
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