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But it's true right? When the GameCube wasn't the market leader I was a stupid bitch. Now that the Wii's on top, I'm the coolest kid in town.




@TWRoO, I like to smother my hot dogs in sauerkraut and the spiciest peppers available, but I like the occasional basic dog with just ketchup and mustard. I don't do relish though.

@Montana, yes. They use rotting garbage. That's why they don't let bums in their dumpsters. They're getting next month's hot dogs ready.



Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot. 
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.