ultima on 14 August 2009
Back in grade 2, I asked to be excused to go to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom and as I was walking towards one of the stalls, I slipped and fell. As I got up, my hand touched the stuff that I slipped on. It turns out that some douchebag decided to have diarrhea all over the floor. I ditched school and ran all the way home with my clothes covered in liquid shit.
I'm not sure I should be sharing this, but what the hell.
