If VGChartz members were the cast of a Japanese RPG..

[dtewi]

CatFangs806 said:

dtewi said:
May you never forget but she has granted us the cartridge to destroy all.

Super Mario Brothers. In gold.

All games wither in comparison! She has been a double agent since the start, and you have been nothing but a fool.

Mighty power of Mario, Luigi, Peach, and Toad, I command thee to send The Civil Uprising to the Void!

Oh, no. Not the gold cartridge. Why did she betray us? But I have the power of 20 xbox 360's hooked together which can hack your facilities at lightning speed to gain the info we need.

Have you forgotten the neutralizing effect of the Genesis? AND the Master System? The Xbox 360 can't handle all of this mega power.