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dtewi said:
Kids are manipulative fucks. Don't trust any kid. If we're blathering slightly uncontrollably about something being broken, you ought to bet your ass that we did it. If we're crying uncontrollably, we know that we did it, but the natural pity emotion kicks in and gets us off easier. Our techniques can work into our late teens.

Don't trust kids. We're deceptive little bastards and rampaging monsters.

Well kids up until a certain age are psychopaths.

Literally.   Well not literally since you have to be older to be considered a psychopath for that very reason.

They have all the signs of one though... as you grow your ability to "appreciate right and wrong" grows too... well hopefully anyway unless you are a psychopath.

A 3 year old would kill you for a birthday cake.  Like literally end your life.