"Most Attractive User" 3.0 entry thread

[BoleroOfFire]

axumblade said:

BoleroOfFire said:

axumblade said:
^ You were a 1 night stand. That's why I had to rescue her from you. And that's why I let beoulve save her.

Wait...you were the gorilla?  Now I think I need to be saved...but who will save me?  I appreciate the romantic gestures put forth by Esmoreit but I'm afraid he'd poke my eye out with those things.  

@trashleg: How'd you escape from all this?  

 

I died. Hatmoza got attacked by Esmo wearing a Sephiroth costume. Beoulve ran around the woods. And she just walked home since Hatmoza didn't bother locking the cell she was locked in.

Lol wtf?!  There's so much wrong and craziness in your post.