3000 year old Michael Jackson statue?

[NinjaguyDan]

Makes me think of the kind of pranks I would pull if I found/built a time machine.
Rest assured, that wasn't me. I would recognize my work. As a sculptor, I would have paid better attention to the eyes.

Then again, it does remind me of the way my twin sister drew eyes when she was (we were) 12.
(which is the kind of inside extra gag I would throw in and it doesn't screw up the causal flow!)