Next time you see a hitchhiker on the side of the road, pull over and pretend you're going to give them a ride. Then, when they run towards your car, with a glimmer of hope in their eyes, pull off! It's halarious!!!
The hitchhiker will be so impressed with your sense of humor, that he will probably try to give you a gift. Normally, they throw a can of beans or a rock or something at your car. Just keep driving. It is customary for the hitchhiker to offer you a gift, but it would be an insult to accept it. Sometimes, a rock or a can of beans is all they have. Just keep driving, content with the knowledge that your little joke has brightened up their day!








