yo_john117 on 07 August 2009
gergroy said: I found this poem on the webz and I think it fits this thread! POEM FOR THE ACHIEVEMENT WHORE You are the type who loves to score, not a few points, but more and more Renting easy kid games from the store, you know you are an achievement whore. Playing games all night and day, you dream of reaching 100k, displaying your score for all to see, yet you'll never come close to Stallion83. When seeking that goal, what can one do, but load up a copy of My Horse and Me 2, or play through the shooter that has you seduced, while you troll the forums for a partner to boost. If you want that score bad, and don't mind some hell, go grab your buddies and join a GSL and pop points till you fall over dead in your unending quest for more "nerd cred." But don't blame me if your social life sees a depression, your sex life a total recession. Choosing what to play with ever less discretion, it may be time for a new obsession. |
Lol best poem i've ever seen!