First ~ Microsoft pillage a small village in the cold parts of Alaska. (Who does that?)
Second ~ They stole the virginity of Queen Latifah (But Gates has still not lost his. Only through cyborgs and mice did he have children.)
Third ~ On cold winter nights you can hear the screams of small homeless children being forced to build xbox 360. (The only revenge the children are capable of is putting together boxes that will receive the RROD. The weak who admit to such treasons to Microsoft have their souls sucked out of their body and in put into Vista to power the memory hungry beast.)
Fourth ~ They steal the song of LBP. (WTF! I can understand out of all of these why ppl need to be up in arms! No one, I mean no one steals the theme song from LBP and gets away with it.)
my silliness for the day
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