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Kratos should slash it in half, saving Blizzard Entertainment and allowing Activision and all their IPs to crash and burn.
Kotick would then be a slave boy, fetching drinks and cookies for Kratos whenever he wanted some. Oh, hookers too! Yeah, don't look shocked, we've all played the sex mini-games. ;p