Checking out of "Hotel America"

[sguy78]

Samus Aran said:

I hate America... You're not allowed to do a thing there and they have no health care and if you don't have a job then you don't get money there... People without a job still get minimum wage here lol.

The police even asked for my id once because I was drinking beer with my friends and then they said we were too young. I'm 18 years old for crying out loud. How is that too young?
America has some beautiful places though like the grand canyon.

Yeah, how dare they give people something for nothing!