It actually is kind of like that. I mean, Mario is cool and he's always the hero, but Ratchet would just turn him into a penguin or make him dance until he died with the Groovitron.
@Word of Wisdom
That was from Crisis Core and Crisis Core is FF7 canon, so that would be exactly like if there was a video in Twilight Princess of Link doing that exact thing. Also, as for the Cane of Byrna, it only makes you invincible while you have magic bar. I don't care if he DOES have little sparklies flying around him, it wouldn't protect him from Sephiroth opening up dark lifestream underneath him and sucking him in. Which he as also done in FF7 canon, Advent Children. He corrupted the souls of everything that ever lived on the planet and destroyed half the city with them. After, of course, escaping from it himself through sheer force of will.
