WATCHMEN is not a good movie.

[Graves]

"-Watchmen had a very good marketing campaign, decent cinematography, and nice special effects. Those are the only good things I can say about this movie."

That can be said about 99% of movies, but I personally think this one was great.



"-3 hours is way too long for any movie. If you can't wrap up the story in 2 hours, you're just dragging on. Watchmen was 3 hours of bullshit with 10 minutes worth of special effects."

I agree on 3 hours being a long time to sit there watching a movie. In fact I sometimes have a hard time sitting there for 90 minutes. You know what I do? I stop the movie and continue it later. That's why I hate going to the theater.


"-The premise of the movie is that Comedian gets killed and then they investigate what happened. However, WHY should any viewer care about the Comedian getting killed? The movie made no effort to get fans to have any sort of attachment or sympathy for Comedian at all. Who gives a fuck if he got thrown out of the window."

As the movie goes on you actually learn what an asshole the Comedian was. You just assume he's a good guy because he was a superhero.


"-I didn't fully understand the story. No, dont blame me. It's the directors fault for not properly conveying the story. It's the directors fault for losing my attention so quickly. By the time they got around to the part in Antartica I was already falling asleep and thinking "damnit, when is this bullshit gonna end?"."

Like I said, you should have stopped the movie when you became fatigued.


"-Weak characters and character development. Super Heros with no super powers? Dr Manhatten is the only one with powers but he has no personality at all. He's a nerdy physicist with no personality."

Not every superhero can compare to Spiderman and Wolverine. In fact there is a ton of lame characters in the DC and Marvel roster.


"-The first part of the movie is a fancy music video. Instead of developing the story and characters, it comes across as a **** music video. Are you kidding me?"

I actually love how the beginning was done. It doesn't take a genius to figure out what's happening.


"-A nude scene with a flat chested chick. That's it?!?! There was more glowing blue cock in this film than tits. Youd think with the amount of Dr Manhattens crotch they were willing to show, they'd balance it out by showing some more tits."

I barely even noticed the blue penis. Its about as tasteful as a penis shot could be. If you're concerned with tits I recommend watching porn.



You're entitled to your opinion, but your thoughts on this movie are dumb. I recommend you watch the Wolverine movie. That's a very simple and penis free movie.