Luigi in Super Paper Mario - Peach was kidnapped? Who would do such a thing?
Zelos in some TOS skit - I do not remember the words exactly, but Sheena says something stupid and he tells her that with so much development into her breasts her brain was expected to be just average.
LS Larry MCL - Larry is hitting on a chick and all she does is whine about her father. There is a dialogue where you must chose the right answers. The right one is:
That's a shame. It's none of my business, but, if I had a daughter as smart and as pretty as you I'd spend every spare minute I could letting her know how
important she was to me.
The wrong one is a forbidden symbol:
That's a shame. It's none of my business, but, if I had a daughter as curvy and voluptuous as you I'd get champagne and chocolate-covered strawberries, and get a room at the In-Out Inn and...
Satan said:
"You are for ever angry, all you care about is intelligence, but I repeat again that I would give away all this superstellar life, all the ranks and honours, simply to be transformed into the soul of a merchant's wife weighing eighteen stone and set candles at God's shrine."
