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I don't think 'fair' is having a chain smoking, 400 pound woman paying the same insurance rates as a 30 year old healthy, non-smoking, non-drinking man.

While we're at it, to make life fair, can't we:

- Mandate every person in America be offered a job to make sure unemployment is a thing of the past
- Give a college education to every American so every American can be smarter
- Give a free house to every family (or domestic partners, or pet lovers with >4 animals) so everyone can have a place to sleep
- Mandate that food is free for every American to ensure they don't go hungry



Back from the dead, I'm afraid.