Boy do I feel like a sucker

[That Guy]

i wouldn't mind pimping out ShamWows though. Why don't they sell that door to door?

Billy Mays singlehandedly turned a lowly pitchman business into something respectable and praiseworthy.

Vince Offer wouldn't be able to hold 1/20 of Billy Mays' awesomeness in his ShamWow.