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Kantor said:
Squilliam said:
ZenfoldorVGI said:

Yes, poor PS3 gamers that don't know Japanese. Their holiday lineup is screwed.

Dude...nobody here is going to be playing XIII for a while, except maybe you. It's a completely meaningless bullet point, when you claim it releases this year, to most people who read these forums.

Listing it is a desperation move, because people are going to list it next year too....but whatever.

Also, while I admire your optimism about Uncharted 2, I'd rather have 4 huge games than 1.

Err are those four games: Whorza 3, Halo Warts, Halo: O-STD, and Splatter Cell: Abortion?

Halo Warts released in February. No, the fourth game is Left 4 Dread (of your condom breaking) 2.

Actually its called Left Th3 Head, its about a group of 3 leppers on their last days cruising the strip joints and brothels.

For next year the big early games are:

Alan Waist: About a fat guy who breaks into a supermarket at night and has to avoid the guards whilst snacking on all the food.

Mass Effect: About John the Shepherd whos trying to fatten his flock of sheep amongst an alien conspiracy which threatens to destroy the galaxy.



Tease.