What's the best way to get a girlfriend?

[MontanaHatchet]

Thanks Trashleg, your approval pretty much proves I'm right

Angrypoolman, I'm sick of your antagonizing comments. I reported you, and if you don't want to get into any big trouble, then don't post anything else annoying.

Another tip: It depends on the girl, but a good number of girls like candy; especially chocolate. Bring candy to school and give her some, but not just to her (just so you don't raise suspicion).