Official Mario Kart Wii European GP League

[NinjaguyDan]

I got home late so I was forced to race sober and still road raging because of the horrible drivers out there. I was almost hit head-on by an idiot in a shiny new Mercedes who crossed the center line! Fortunately, the reflexes I developed while gaming enabled me to avoid it by inches. Then again, CURSE MY REFLEXES! I could have been shopping for a new car next week!