5551 posts since 17/11/08
axumblade said:
trashleg said:
axumblade said:
Um....
The mushrooms were PURPLE and strawberries are RED. How was I supposed to know you were colorblind? You could have told me that before we got married. :[ I can't believe you would betray ME like that by leaving a vital detail like that out!
And Hatmoza tricked me by having goombas knock on the door and I got confused because they don't have arms to knock with. =[ It's not my fault! |
i am NOT colourblind, it was dark! we were eating a light supper at dusk, on the verandah..aah, how romantic.
YOU might have told ME before we were married that you cheated on me with that eccentric Mexican! *sob*
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Who eats strawberries for supper? That doesn't make sense! I think you were having hallucinations from the MUSHROOMS you ate!
You leave Juan Carlos Dorito el Viaducto de trece out of this! It was dark! I thought he was you! I thought you trimmed your beard! ugh!
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cheeky, my beard's not that bad! i don't have a beard!
oh, i notice you spell HIS name right! ¬_¬
it was our honeymoon, of course we were eating strawberries! what i want to know is, what fool puts poisonous shrooms next to delicious tasty strawberries when its dark then tells his beautiful, if simple, wife not to eat the wrong ones?!
i'll tell you. you.
Highwaystar101 said: trashleg said that if I didn't pay back the money she leant me, she would come round and break my legs... That's why people call her trashleg, because she trashes the legs of the people she loan sharks money to.
