don't you "hi wife" me..
and how dare you lie in a public forum! how am i supposed to know the difference between poisonous shrooms and strawberries when they're sitting side by side?? and just how long did you leave your unconscious love for, in order that the evil Hatmoza should be able to snatch her away, huh?
I'm a DAMSEL IN DISTRESS HERE!
i'll say one thing for that lousy useless good-fer-nothin hubby, he cooks some delicious roast goomba. mmm.