OMG HALP. Hatmoza abducted me :-(

[trashleg]

axumblade said:

trashleg said:

axumblade said:

trashleg said:
D:

LIAR. you left them on the kitchen table >.< ...

How did we get here if I left them on the kitchen table? I drove here... :[

umm... what keys are we talking about? the one you need is on the same chain as the one for my chastity belt.. DUH. now hurry up.

in the meantime, here's that photo i was talking about!

If you have a sword then why the hell do I have to rescue you? All I have are my boots and I can't jump as high as I used to!

 

trashleg said:

OMG you never listen to me i dont know why i bother didn't you pay any attention i said i was wearing my schmancy pink dress when i was abducted by Bowser Hatmoza?? huff.

you really think he would abduct me then let me keep my weaponry? i think not.

omfg we have butchered this thread, lol.

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EDIT: for those of you who have just joined us, after butchering RCTJunkie's "ost Attractive User 2.0" thread, we decided to move this here... VGChartz' very own RPG thread!!! yaaay.

the story so far... axumblade's princess has been kidnapped during their honeymoon at a beautiful (if notorious) castle.. he fed her some poisoned shrooms. anyway, the race is on between Beoulve and axumblade to rescue her fro the evil clutches of none other than the evil Hatmoza!

trashleg said:

OMG you never listen to me i dont know why i bother didn't you pay any attention i said i was wearing my schmancy pink dress when i was abducted by Bowser Hatmoza?? huff.

you really think he would abduct me then let me keep my weaponry? i think not.

omfg we have butchered this thread, lol.