Microsoft Sued Over Xbox Live

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richardhutnik said:

badgenome said:
Rad. Tomorrow I'm going to file a patent for "teleporting from one location to another while masturbating furiously" so that when someone clears that technological hurdle, I can sue the shit out of them.

Go ahead and do it, if you have the skill and time to create patents.  That is how the patent system works.

Have you ever read a patent? It must be the most boring job in the world to read or write those (excluding assembly line work). The way that everything is laid out in minute detail in repetitive paragraphs which get nowhere fast...

The last time I tried to read a patent I was hospitalized due to suicidal tendencies.