I went into the movie expecting huge explosions, lots of T&A and most importantly, huge robots kicking the shit out of eachother. I left diappointed, and why? Because the movies was to dumb even for that. First let me get this out of the way:
BAY! THE TITLE SAYS TRANSFORMERS! NOT WHINY TEENAGERS! I want less humans, definatly a cut back in the militairy section and more fucking robots! Seriously, the last hour of the movie or so I thought I was watching a commercial for the American armed forces. It almost seemed like Optimus Prime fighting in the end was an afterthought. The only other robot with any screentime was bumblebee basically.
Then there's the acting. I don't expect oscar worthy performances but seriously LeBouf is up there with Keanu Reeves when it comes to expressing emotions. I could be staring at a piece of wood and it would be more convincing of emulating sadness.
The crude and stereotypical humor is just cringeworthy. It is really that bad, no excuses.
In conclusion... Micheal Bay has scarred me for the last time. After the horror that was Pearl Harbor, the barely passable transformers and the abysmal transformers 2 I will not visit anymore of his movies untill it is at elast viewed positively by soms very harsh critics.
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