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d21lewis said:
richardhutnik said:

The review of DNF was epic. The Bionic Commando one ended well to. Watch and see his reason for voting thumb's down.

By the way, anyone want to comment on the plot twist that ZP ripped to shreads in review, that involved the wife of the lead character in Bionic Commando?  The review drove to look for it, and all I can say is, "YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME!"  I am referring not to the ripping but the actual plot twists.  Anyone want to defend it? 

I beat Bionic Commando (and even though Yahtzee's review is spot on, I still enjoyed it!) and I can't even remember what happened to Nathan's wife.  I just remember her running away.  I was pissed about Super Joe, though.  Fond childhood memories ruined!

*SPOILER ALERT*

his wife is the catalyst for his bionic arm.. I think that means they killed her and put her brain in the bionic arm.. I don't know, it's stupid.

 

also: I only noticed pepsi vending machine in the beginning level of the game.



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