Dear Halo haters

[Rubang B]

Well the 7th gen console I'm the most familiar with is the Wii, and I've played a shitload of games on it. Let me compare a couple of his show's reviews of Wii games that I've played. I don't care whether he wrote them or not. He's still a mindless idiot who's paid to be the voice of a worthless show that does reviews of games I play.

Cooking Mama: Cook-Off. 4 out of 5 stars.
Red Steel. 3 out of 5 stars.
Metal Slug Anthology. 3 out of 5 stars.
Sonic and the Secret Rings. 2 out of 5 stars.

Anybody notice anything wrong here? He thinks Cooking Mama was more fun than the first 7 Metal Slug games on one disc. He thinks Red Steel is JUST AS FUN as all 7 Metal Slug games on one disc. He also thinks that both Red Steel and Cooking Mama are better than Sonic and the Secret Rings. The man is a nutjob. I've beaten all 7 Metal Slugs on my anthology disc, I've beaten Red Steel, I've beaten Sonic and the Secret Rings, and I played Cooking Mama for about 45 minutes with a friend in the cook-off mode. Let me readjust these scores since I've been playing games forever and not getting paid to talk out of my ass.

Sonic and the Secret Rings: 4 out of 5 stars.
Metal Slug Anthology: 4 out of 5 stars.
Red Steel: 2 out of 5 stars.
Cooking Mama: Cook Off: 1 out of 5 stars.

There, that was quick and easy. All I had to do was flip those 4 games around. Everything that comes out of this guy's mouth is bullshit.

Here's the last evidence we need! Games from all systems he gave a 4 out of 5 to, or in other words, games he thinks are worthy of the same rating as COOKING MAMA:

Animal Crossing: Wild World
Baldur's Gate
Big Brain Academy
Brain Age
Doom 3
Everquest II
Karaoke Revolution Party
Katamari Damacy
LEGO Star Wars
Loco Roco
Mario Party 6
Mega Man: Powered Up
Nintendogs
Psychonauts
Shadow of the Colossus
The Sims
Super Mario Strikers
Viewtiful Joe 2
Wario Ware: Touched!
We Love Katamari

Obviously all those games deserve the same score right? They're all JUST AS GOOD AS COOKING MAMA. But of course they're not as good as these 5 out of 5 PERFECT GAMES:

Crackdown
Halo 2
Halo 3
Pac-Man: Championship Edition
Resistance: Fall of Man
Wario Ware: Twisted!

Most inconsistent jackass reviewers I've ever seen. Scrolling through their reviews made me stupider. I'm out of this thread. Love Halo or hate Halo, but if you're a Halo fan who is happy that Sessler agrees with you, seriously shoot yourself. Next time Sessler gives a good review to a game I love I'm gonna die a little inside.