The problem is that he didn't review shit, so there's not actually anything to sink in. It was not a review. It was him getting on a soapbox and yelling about stupid shit, hence the name of the bit, Sessler's Soapbox. He said, and let me paraphrase, "Dear people who do not enjoy this game that I enjoy, this game is the best game ever, it is revolutionary, is covered in gravy, and the best, and if you disagree you should suck your own dick because that is the only thing you can enjoy." And as a person who doesn't enjoy Halo, I must say, it's more fun than sucking my own dick. So he's even wrong there.
Favorite Companies: Nintendo, Blizzard, Valve.
Recent New Favorites: Grasshopper, Atlus. (R.I.P. Clover.)
Heroes/Homies: Shigeru Miyamoto, Gunpei Yokoi, Will Wright, Eric Chahi, Suda51, Brian Eno, David Bowie.
Haiku Group: Haiku Hell.
Nemeses: Snesboy, fkusumot.
GameDaily Article that Interviewed Me: Console Defense Forces.
